Movie Review: Thir13en Ghosts

Oh well. On the upside, it wasted only 83 minutes of my life. And the effects were fairly successful. And Shannon Elizabeth gets to look pretty and stupid, and how well does she do it!

Otherwise a waste of celluloid, where every possible cliché is pulled out of an ancient hat of horror; where a lisping six-year-old out-acts everyone else; where Matthew Lillard simply repeats his rubber-faced Scream madness; where the scares aren’t scary nor the gores gory. Plot, anyone?

If you still feel you want to see this movie, imagine someone allowing ‘The Haunting’ and ‘Mindhunters’ to mate, and having to watch all 83 minutes of their offspring. As a matter of fact, if you liked both of those, by all means watch ‘Thir13en Ghosts’. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya!